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And He Will Consume The SEC With Fireballs From His Eyes and Bolts of Lightning from His Arse

August 3rd, 2009 by · 1 Comment

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Ryan Mallett is already well on his way to reaching legendary status at Arkansas. Now this from the Commercial Appeal:

Because the Razorbacks now have a starting quarterback in Ryan Mallett, a 6-7 University of Michigan transfer that Williams said was timed one day with a radar gun throwing a football 115 miles per hour, there’s the thought that the Hogs now have the ability to go deep more often.

You read that right – 115 MILES PER HOUR…with a radar gun. We’re gonna go out on limb and call bullshit on this one, even if he was throwing a baseball. Apparently, they will print anything these days.

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  • 1 Z Skrilla // Aug 3, 2009 at 11:16 am

    One time I saw Ryan Mallett cock his hat to the side! I was like, “OMG, he’s trying to act black,” and he actually pulled it off! He then “Holla’d at a shawty” which didn’t really work out for him BUT STILL!

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