Nick Saban signs the baby and then performs a baptism in Kool-Aid. [HT: Ford]
Apparently, this is video (of very, very poor quality) of this family running across the field, while ditching the baby’s stroller, to be the first to see Sabear. Bama fans calls this “fanaticism“. The rest of us call it “child abuse.”
More photos of this couple and the baby after the jump…
We’re not experts on parenting, but is that the right way to hold a baby?
Prelude to the mad dash across the field. Even Grandma has her “don’t fuck with me and I’m here to meet Sayben” face on.



14 responses so far ↓
1 wardamnchizik // Aug 11, 2009 at 8:07 pm
“We don’t have time to go to the delivery room honey, we’ll just have the kid in the car on the way to see Saban!”
p.s- Why is phil Fulmer holding that baby?
2 Nick Saban Signing Babies | SEC Football Blogger // Aug 12, 2009 at 11:19 am
[...] **Besides Jeff George” Hat Tip Friends of the Program. [...]
3 The Afternoon Dump: Saban Signs A Baby, Duckett And Bearded Men, D-Wade’s New Play Pad, Baron Davis Has Some Naughty Pics, NFL RB Facing 25 Years, And The Female Urinal Exist! « Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football // Aug 12, 2009 at 3:28 pm
[...] Dump Saban: I’d love to sign your baby [Friends Of The Program] TJ Duckett and other scary bearded men [Yep Yep] Get your hands on Jennie Finch’s pro-mounds [...]
4 Dustin Smith // Aug 12, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Haha I went to high school with her. Her name is/was Crystal Jones. Central High School, c/o 2001
5 Bunkie Perkins // Aug 12, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Its Alabama…of course her name is Crystal.
6 Thoughts from the Chick » Blog Archive » You’ve Got to be F’ing Kidding Me // Aug 17, 2009 at 6:27 pm
[...] Click here to see them. [...]
7 007 // Sep 2, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Dustin,
Isn’t she a teacher at Smiths Station High School now, or do you know?
8 Dewey Warren // Oct 20, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Isn’t that Granny Stabler with that football?
9 Friends of the Program - Please Welcome Baby Crimson Tide Redd // Mar 31, 2010 at 2:56 pm
[...] can only assume that seeing Nick Saban’s pen is in this kid’s near [...]
10 Crimson Tide fans welcome their new son, Crimson Tide | Blogging Elite Account // Apr 8, 2010 at 10:47 am
[...] trials, elaborate full-body tattoos, Bear Bryant-based reinterpretations of Shakespeare, offering infants to be autographed, etc. And, though they can’t pass on their love via DNA (yet; the state’s best gene [...]
11 Friends of the Program - Alabama Fan Day 2010: About Like You’d Expect // Aug 9, 2010 at 11:44 am
[...] University or been to Tuscaloosa before that very day, but still they came, and while there was no baby signing this year, there was plenty for the discerning eye to feast [...]
12 Poll: Do you think it's childish for a grown man or woman to wear a Bama jersey? - Page 19 // Jul 27, 2011 at 2:25 pm
[...] a grown man or woman to wear a Bama jersey? This is what you look like with your jersey on: Saban: I'd Love to Sign Your Baby – Friends of the Program You may not think you look like this, but most of you do. And quite frankly, it aint a good look. [...]
13 Alabama Holds Annual Fan Windsprints - Friends of the Program // Aug 8, 2011 at 10:34 am
[...] may recognize the gentleman in the center as the baby-toting (and eventually baby-signed) fan from 2 years ago. It’s clear that fatherhood has not affected his 40 [...]
14 Les Miles Inspires at LSU Fan Day - Friends of the Program // Aug 15, 2011 at 9:37 am
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