One thing’s for certain, Alabama Linebacker Courtney Upshaw wasn’t talking to another girl before being arrested for domestic violence because his girlfriend, Kendall Grzyb, didn’t dress slutty enough for Halloween. Knowing that your daughter dresses like this, no wonder her father blamed her for the whole ordeal. What were the odds of a story featuring a boyfriend, a daughter, a father, and domestic violence popping up in Alabama? A few more photos after the jump…
If you’re actually having trouble finding her, she’s in the black bikini on the right.
Her initials….in case she ever forgot I guess… and razor stubble.
[HT: Ford and Matlock]
5 responses so far ↓
1 Z Skrilla // Aug 21, 2009 at 9:31 am
That palm tree in the 5 gallon bucket in the back is gonna make it I think.
2 Karl // Oct 6, 2009 at 9:18 pm
You have to wonder about her family. If I were her father, I’d jerk a knot in her.
3 Waive Off The Flag « Friends of the Program // Oct 7, 2009 at 9:55 am
[...] a shocking move yesterday, Kendall Grzyb and Courtney Upshaw have both filed motions to dismiss the misdemeanor charges against the other. [...]
4 Cliff Fuxtable // Oct 8, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I’m not saying she’s a gold digger….
5 boonies // Jan 6, 2012 at 7:56 am
another dippy jocksniffer auditioning for a babysitting job for the next 15-20 years…dad is even dumber!
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