Tell me Lindsey Twins why do you drink? (To Get Drunk!) Why do you blow smoke? (To Get High!) Why must you get arrested everywhere that you go? (To Please Dad!)

The Mobile Press-Register reports PROLIFIC trouble makers and former South Carolina Football Players Dustin & Jordin Lindsey recently turned theirselves in for their role in a brawl at the Oarhouse Bar & Grill on Dauphin Island. Oh yeah and their dad was in on it for good measure. The other guys in the fight are just damn lucky Mama Lindsey wasn’t around to bring the Whoop-Ass.

Dustin Lindsey, 23, was charged with four counts of third-degree assault and one count of disorderly conduct, according to records. He was released from jail Wednesday on $4,500 in bail.

Jordin Lindsey, 23, was charged with two counts of third-degree assault and one count of disorderly conduct. He was released from jail on $2,500 in bail.

Billy Lindsey, 49, was charged with third-degree assault and disorderly conduct. He was released from jail on $1,500 in bail.

We see so much potential for this family whether it be a SpikeTV Reality Show or TNA Wrestling Family Tag Team or White Power Prison Gang.  We just hope they stay focused enough to achieve their potential…

[HT: auburnpsh]