In our constant effort to be fair and balanced around here, I cannot, in good conscience, comment on the above. My red and blue-leaning tendencies make any commentary by me seem biased and retaliatory. I’d rather others with less partisanship than I lead the charge here. That’s why Ive asked a few well known gentlemen who bear resemblance to the Alabama fan above to comment in my stead…
Johnny Lawrence, Korbra Kai Dojo:
I had a really difficult time listening to what he was saying. Those hand movements were really distracting. And as you know, unnecessary bodily gyrations have been a problem for me in the past.
Zack Morris, Bayside High School:
Im not sure an Alabama fan should be talking about anyone else as “white trash”. I dated Tori, so I know white trash when I see it.
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Teddy Beckersted, Heir to the Beckersted lobster fortune:
A refined gentleman from Nantucket knows better than to wear pink pastels after Regatta season…and to never loan your car keys to Bobcat Goldthwait.
Mitchell Goosen, surfer, roller blader, stuck in Cincinnati:
Brah, Julio Jones is nothing until he beats me down Devil’s Backbone.
Greg Tolan, High School Cafeteria bully:
No script and poor and unfunny ad lib!? This guy deserves a beating…or a full table of cafeteria food poured in his lap.
John Parker Wilson, former Alabama quarterback:
Say what you will, but that guys hair looks amazing.
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Sandy Duncan, Television star, owner of a glass eye:
Oh, this is such bullshit. Why am I being included in this?!
11 responses so far ↓
1 The Juice // Sep 30, 2009 at 5:53 pm
NICE
2 Showboat // Sep 30, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I’m glad he was able to break away from the latest episode of Glee long enough to make that video. I hope he tivo’d the part he missed, lest his boyfriend become upset and take his class ring back.
3 Sabot6 // Sep 30, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Sandy Duncan piece was GOELD!
4 Cheese Wheel // Oct 1, 2009 at 8:10 am
Yes…Airborne namedrop!!
5 Ole JR // Oct 1, 2009 at 9:10 am
I’m detecting a hint of Wayne Arnold (The Wonder Years) in this fellow as well.
6 Two Dollars! // Oct 1, 2009 at 2:42 pm
I raise your One Crazy Summer reference take you back to 1985 This kid reminds me of Beth (Amanda Wyss) who Lane Meyer (John Cusack) obsesses over in one of the best movies ever – Better off Dead
http://www.ulike.net/Amanda_Wyss
- “Ain’t that a shame, throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy.”
7 The Juice // Oct 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm
ONE CRAZY SUMMER reference = win
8 Its All Just A Cute Little YouTube Video Til Message Boards Get Ahold of Your Modeling Pictures « Friends of the Program // Oct 6, 2009 at 10:28 pm
[...] 6, 2009 · Leave a Comment It was just a harmless, although poorly written, bit of SEC smack talk between schools, featuring a bowtied gentleman who liked talking with his hands and possessed what should be marked [...]
9 Its All Just A Cute Little YouTube Video Til Message Boards Get Ahold of Your Modeling Pictures « Friends of the Program // Oct 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm
[...] 7, 2009 · 3 Comments It was just a harmless, although poorly written, bit of SEC smack talk between schools, featuring a bowtied gentleman who liked talking with his hands and possessed what should be marked [...]
10 Below Average Photo Essay: Bama Rolls Into Oxford « Friends of the Program // Oct 11, 2009 at 11:13 pm
[...] There he is…in all his maitre de/Captain Stubing inspired glory…strolling down the Walk of Champions just like he said he would. He had promised that he would be flanked by body guards that would rival any heel entrance by Ric Flair and the 4 Horsemen, but it resembled something a little less intimidating, to say the least. That being said…bully to him for making the trip and indeed walking the walk. [...]
11 JTBowtie Is Flying Too Close to the Sun « Friends of the Program // Oct 21, 2009 at 4:43 pm
[...] Sandy Duncan’s stunt double is back and this time he is probably biting off more than he can chew. He’s cast his Ray Ban protected gaze to the purple and gold nation, even doing characters now (albeit the accent is more Tony Montana than anything remotely sounding like a coonass from Breaux Bridge) to properly rile up Tiger fan. On top of that, he questions the whole lot’s sexuality (not a great tactic for someone with these pictures floating around the internet). Look, its one thing to taunt Ole Miss fans. They are long known for their civility and general laissez faire attitude when it comes to their football, but choosing to cast aim upon LSU fan is an entirely different thing all together. You can walk down the Walk of Champions without incident on more days than not, but you show up in Baton Rouge with that gimmick and your bowtie may be all thats left for the proper authorities to identify the charred (but properly seasoned with Tony’s) remains. [...]
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