Now that they’ve realized that Tim Tebow is not a machine but just a man, the University of Florida is not taking any chances and covering all its bases in preparation for the next disaster….even attacks on campus from zombies (a/k/a “flesh-eating, apparently life impaired individuals“). Be sure to remember to fill out the form at the end if you decide to kill your girlfriend because she’s already an undead, pale skinned flesh eater, or in case she actually turns into a zombie, otherwise you’re screwed. We would suggest using a chainsaw, but a homemade explosive device is also effective (though, there’s no limit on the number of weapons you can select on the form, so try to use both). More gruesome the better. And don’t think about calling that dude from Juno and Superbad to help unless you need a wuss to stand by you while you kill her…or you need bait.
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