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First Half Teams Everywhere Rejoice

October 6th, 2009 by · No Comments

Enterprising Texican EBAY salesmen have finally found a worthwhile compromise for those less than confident fans. Oh so many nightmarish second half collapses we could have avoided back in the day had this deal been common place… 

 Hey OU fans, here is your exclusive opportunity to purchase tickets to the Texas OU game on October 17.  You are bidding on the right to first half tickets!  Thats right, you don’t have to stay for the entire game, just the first half!  Don’t miss out!  You know you want to go, but can’t justify spending money on both halves, so I am here to help!  Again, this listing is for the 1st half only, the half where you think you have a chance.  You can tell your friends at halftime, you are leaving and going to get a corn dog and beer.  You are not coming back.  Laugh at them as they bought tickets for both halves, and spent more than you did.  You are smarter than them, you are OU, what starts there screws up the world!  Bid now and bid with confidence!  Your seats are located in Section 45, Row 35.  Good luck!

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So OU fans head over to EBAY AND BID NOW before you miss out on that great first half:

UT / OU First Half Tickets

 

[HT: PFSMITH]

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