It was just a harmless, although poorly written, bit of SEC smack talk between schools, featuring a bowtied gentleman who liked talking with his hands and possessed what should be marked as “Exhibit A” in Clay Travis’ landmark Bama Bangs suit against the State of Alabama…until various message boards find your Facebook page, your budding bowtie empire, your fancy modeling photos (patience ladies, after the jump), and your phone number (Im not posting it, but I bet these guys can help you out).
It was only a matter of time really. We found Ricky from Ricky’s Rant within 24 hours…and he didn’t even have 8′x10′ glossys available. So this weekend in Oxford, if you happen to see this debonaire gentleman strolling through the Grove with an air of entitlement about him that can only come from a privileged upbringing…in Hattiesburg…be sure and let him be, he’s probably already had a pretty rough week. But do compliment him on his stylish ankle socks.
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Ghey fin.
GHEY UPDATE:
In his ever increasing desire for publicity while playing the victim, JT responds to the many “threats” he has received from Ole Miss fans. Suggestion for JT…skip LSU weekend, you know not the depths to which they will stoop my friend….Oh and his hair looks amazing.
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The Juice // October 7, 2009 at 8:21 am |
Initially I thought the guy was trying to play a character in an attempt to be funny, now I see that this is a way of life for him. I almost feel bad. Almost.
Yo Juice // October 8, 2009 at 5:24 pm |
Dude is a caricature of a caricature….and no offense Ole Miss has its share of these. Some redneck dressing and acting like his idea of a “southern gentlemen” or “Fire Island Queer” in this guy’s case.
Saint Richt the Pious // October 7, 2009 at 10:06 am |
He’s seen one up close.
Mr. Blackwell // October 7, 2009 at 11:42 am |
I do not approve of wearing a belt and suspenders at the same time. Not only is it redundant and ridiculous looking, but it’s a complete fashion faux pas.
Jordan // October 7, 2009 at 2:50 pm |
Fabulous shot of his rather large package in the last shot
Bunkie Perkins // October 7, 2009 at 3:04 pm |
Sandy Duncan doesn’t appreciate that, asshole.
Sabot6 // October 7, 2009 at 6:15 pm |
Not saying he’d suck one but I bet he’ll keep it in his mouth until the swelling goes down.
The Juice // October 7, 2009 at 9:20 pm |
I can’t believe an actual news channel took time to report on this. Lot of important stuff going on in Birmingham these days apparently.
Bunkie Perkins // October 7, 2009 at 9:36 pm |
First time in 20 years that a news story has preempted the “Bear Bryant is still dead” update that Ive always assumed leads every newscast in Alabama.
This Is Why Going To Ole Miss-Alabama Game Is Good Idea To Busted Coverage « Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football // October 8, 2009 at 8:09 am |
[...] Even the local media has picked up on this story making the death threats headline news in the south… [...]
Radio Hack // October 8, 2009 at 5:48 pm |
Dude is happy as a pig in slop. And dang, Bunk. Can’t believe the news on the I-bowl broke the day after our segment.
AintSckir'd // October 9, 2009 at 9:01 am |
Is his default “el tigre,” “magnum,” or “blue steel?” I think MUGATU is looking for a front man for his new rustic line called “Sylacaugesque.”
JTBowtie Survived The Grove, Oxford « Friends of the Program // October 11, 2009 at 2:08 pm |
[...] favorite overdressed bowtie magnate, Taylor Fortinberry, managed to survive his weekend in Oxford to see his mighty Tide take on and beat down the [...]
Busted Coverage At The Grove: Hooker Boots, Cocktail Dresses And The Best Damn Tailgate Party In The Land « Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football // October 12, 2009 at 7:14 am |
[...] of course, JT Bowtie showed up in The Grove with his Alabama bodyguards. [...]
JTBowtie Is Flying Too Close to the Sun « Friends of the Program // October 21, 2009 at 4:45 pm |
[...] to properly rile up Tiger fan. On top of that, he questions the whole lot’s sexuality (not a great tactic for someone with these pictures floating around the internet). Look, its one thing to taunt Ole Miss fans. They are long known for their civility and [...]
SC // October 26, 2009 at 1:00 am |
Just want to say that douche is not from hattiesburg he is from a little podunk town called tylertown which is also in mississippi… I know him and his family and his family is very disappointed in his actions and tried getting him to stop.
Taurryharry // November 2, 2009 at 1:52 pm |
Cao everyone,
Im new to the forum and just wanted to introduce myself, my name is Michael and I’m form Australia. I’ve been a long time lurker who has finally decided to make an account and contribute.
tobebrorock // November 6, 2009 at 5:31 pm |
Hey everyone,
Im new to the forum and just wanted to introduce myself, i’m David form UK. I look forward too makeing a contribution here.
The Juice // November 6, 2009 at 6:25 pm |
Welcome to FOTP David from the UK.