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Mud Pits of Degradation

October 13th, 2009 by The Juice · 1 Comment

You may recall Busted Coverage report on Michigan State mud/cesspool wrastlin’ a week ago today… what you probably didn’t realize is that this wasn’t a happenchance or a one time go, it is a right of passage for all stormy days in Big(11)Ten Country. Heavy rains and mud pits bring forth both the most barbaric of tailgaters and the most in want of attention wenches. They ritualistically circle the pits, filling them with trash and human excrement and chant loudly for their most worthy female followers to sacrifice themselves to the abyss and face one another.

Wading in liquid syphillis. Survival probably ensures a warm night stay on a Fraternity floor.

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