Wilt the Stilt may hold a spot in the Playboy Athlete Hall of Fame for Game with sheer number of female conquests, but according to NBC.com when it comes to an A-List Little Black Book of unparalleled quality,  you’d be hard pressed to find a more impressive resume than the one owned by Derek Sanderson Jeter of the New York Yankees.

It is really quite something to behold, see what we’re talking about after the jump…

Jessica Alba? Check.

Jessica Biel? Check.

Jordana Brewster? Sure.

Mariah Carey? Why not.

Lara Dutta? Jetes will handle it.

Joy Enriquez? Whatever.

Vida Guerra? This is just getting silly.

Scarlett Johanssen? Maybe. Yeah ok.

Minka Kelly? Yyyyup.

Adriana Lima? For good measure.

Vanessa Minnillo? Duh.

Cassia Riley? Gotta sneak a pornstar in there somewhere.

Gabrielle Union? Spice things up.

Did we leave someone off? If we’re playing the odds game we may even be leaving you off gentle reader. If you are in fact part of Jete’s conquests please do not apply for inclusion in this gallery unless you’ve been on reality TV, in the movies, or around a recording studio before.