USA Today has a profile of this Sunday’s Talladega Race that tells a rather ominous tale for our friends Bunkie Perkins & Michael Medallion who as chronicled here and in our podcast will be in attendance. Based on these quotes it sounds to me like Jimmie Johnson is straight up terrified to return to “Redneck Mecca“…
“You can’t control what’s going on”
No you can’t. And after 2 hours of sleep and zero hours of sobriety, Bunkie & Mike won’t be able to either.
”There’s nowhere safe. That worries me the most.”
As a racer you may think he’s simply referencing the difficult and dangerous track, but any race veteran will tell you, he’s talking about the entire venue, stands, infield, and all. So go ahead grab a Bud Heavy guys…
"Hey Bunkie, why doncha come over herrre and grab yerself a nice, cold, budweiser..."
Enjoy the cold ones… And if you do make it out of there (with your lives, expect to leave your dignity behind), before you leave see if you can pick up enough empty Marlboro Red packs (there should be billions) to garner enough catalog points to bring this back with you…
Girl is probably not included.
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