Sometimes frustrated fans via email hit on all cylinders and produce absolute gold. Often times they don’t realize how well they’ve done until said email is forwarded and posted on a blog and chronicled with visual aids as follows…

Q: How do I get a ticket to the Auburn/Georgia Game?

A: I think you should watch the first 5 min of the game from the bridge and then get a ticket for $3. Here’s how I see it shaking out:

- Georgia rushes onto the field w/ black capes this time. Yes, capes. Black ones.

- Georgia wins toss. Defers to 2nd half. UGA captains skip and zig zag back to the sideline to “floss they capes”

- UGA Kickoff out of the endzone (thank God)

- 5 play AU touchdown drive. B Evans gives up big play touchdown pass b/c he stepped on his cape and fell down. Extra Point good.

- AU Kickoff 8 yards into endzone. We bring it out anyway because, hell, we’re wearing black capes. Tackled at the 12.

- 1st down: Toss sweep to Ealey (3yds – really 1, but he gets a bonus 2 for the black eye patch he’s wearing w/ his cape).

- 2nd down: Cox throws ball 3 yards behind AJ’s crossing route. AJ makes an incredible catch as he dives back against his momentum and lays out hoizontally. He was able to make the catch because he decided against wearing the stupid f*cking black cape. 5 yard completion.

- 3rd down: Auburn sends 14 people after Cox. He makes an attempt to throw the ball out of bounds, but steps on his cape and it restricts his cannon arm. His ball comes up 12 yards short of the sideline, but it’s up in the air so long that one of the 14 AU blitzers is able to get under it and haul it to the endzone for another AU touchdown.

- You trade ticket w/ scalper for extra beer in your pocket. You pay him $3 for his cape.

[HT: redmocm]