“Kids, get the homemade guitar string tat machine and let momma and daddy sleeve you up.” ($1 to Will)
Meet PattyJo Marsh…mother, Bama fan, and amateur tattoo artist. On Friday, PattyJo and her husband were arrested after tattooing six of their children with her homemade tat machine: “a plastic pen body with a needle made of a guitar string connected to an electric motor.” But don’t y0u worry about those kids, for PattyJo, it’s always safety first:
the guitar string that you use in the homemade gun we changed it out every time.
Good to see she’s careful. And just a suggestion, PattyJo, your 7-yr old son that was too young this year for a tattoo, will likely be too young next year too…and probably the year after that. Once he’s 10 years old, well…that’s double digits, so that should be old enough.
[HT: Chip via FB]


7 responses so far ↓
1 Badhand // Jan 3, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Only a bammer would be that stupid!!!!
2 SIW // Jan 3, 2010 at 7:15 pm
at least she’s hot
3 Keith // Jan 3, 2010 at 9:38 pm
I’ll bet the husband’s co-workers at Roto Rooter were wondering when they could bring their kids over for some “home-done tattoin’”.
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