Birdman…now all about those daily MCFs

Leave it to a reputable news and financials website like BallerStatus.com to break the news that founder of Cash Money Records, Birdman, along with his brother, Slim (of course), is shaking off all those commodities haters and getting into that oil and gas game.

Cash Money Records co-founders, Birdman and Ronald “Slim” Williams are trying their hands in another business venture outside the music world. They’re now expanding their portfolios into the oil business.The New Orleans-bred brothers have launched an independent oil and gas company called Bronald Oil & Gas.

Bronald Oil & Gas (I invite you to also view the biography section)  has begun to acquire an asset base, concentrating on ”areas with historical production and the opportunity for re-entry drilling as well as new drilling opportunities”, which is something I could totally see Birdman saying.  I can also see the success of Baby when he or his constituency rolls up to a farm in some rural gas field in Louisiana looking to get a mineral lease.  Trying to negotiate that royalty down is much more effective when gun play is involved.

In honor of Cash Money’s foray into the oil and gas industry, and for their general quest to get that skrilla, there are a few other ”conventional” industries that I think that Birdman, Slim, and Broland could get into and really hit the ground running and up that street cred…

Starbucks franchise

Antiques store

A Candle Cave

A quaint Bed and Breakfast somewhere in New Hampshire

Snow Ski rentals

Croakies outlet

Rare books store with a full section of first editions

A Yacht Club

A Panera Bread

Taxidermy Services

Tanning Salons

Insurance Company

Miniature Pony Breeders

Financial Services…wait, already been done.