The Fif. Plead it.
But apparently Woods is not heeding that advice and will go along with the press conference here at 10 AM Central Time. Rumors had been swirling that he would have several friends in attendance including Michael Jordan, but CNBC shot down that one. Others have recommended a more eclectic mix of attendees for Eldrick.
If I was in front of the world apologizing for something that I really dont owe the world an apology for I’d have such a distracting group of individuals behind me on the stage that’d Id come across of the most together guy in the room. My presser team…Ric Flair, Former Louisiana Governor Edwin Edwards, Ronnie Millsap, Houston Nutt, Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and Juvenile. I expect other suggestions in the comments!
9 responses so far ↓
1 Freddy "Boom Boom" Washington // Feb 19, 2010 at 10:31 am
Does viagra count as a performance enhancing drug?
2 Dave // Feb 19, 2010 at 11:54 am
Dennis Rodman…Rick James…this is good stuff
3 III // Feb 19, 2010 at 1:31 pm
The guy from ask a ninja.com
4 horncusker // Feb 19, 2010 at 3:44 pm
OJ, Mark Furhman, Slipknot and Lindsay Lohan
5 Bud Kilmer // Feb 19, 2010 at 4:27 pm
Who was that sumo wrestler that swallowed Notah Begay?
6 Michele with one L // Feb 19, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Kanye West.
7 C. Ray Nagin // Feb 20, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Myself, Corey Haim, The Flying Tomato, Corey Feldman, Steve Bartman and Goldberg (the goalie, not the wrestler).
8 Sabot6 // Feb 20, 2010 at 10:52 pm
Dick Trickle
9 C. Ray Nagin // Mar 11, 2010 at 6:27 pm
I would like to partly retract my suggestion from Feb. 20, 2010. Please take out ‘Corey Haim’ and add ‘Corey Haim’s dead body (Weekend at Bernie’s style).’
Thank you,
C.Ray Ray
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