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Admiral Ackbar Avoids Trap, Leads Preemptive Strike on the Ole Miss Campus

February 22nd, 2010 by · 5 Comments

Admiral Ackbar, known in the past as a reactive sort of leader has taken a more preemptive measures at Ole Miss to ensure that he and those behind him in the Rebel Alliance will emerge from the impending mascot vote victorious.  This sign has found it’s way to a prominent place outside of the Ole Miss Student Union,  to not only drum up support for the Admiral, but also to warn the Rebel faithful of the dire consequences in voting against his strategic measures.

We at FOTP are with you Admiral, godspeed.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Rebel Alliance // Feb 22, 2010 at 5:14 pm

    Who needs a Colonel when you can have an Admiral?

  • 2 Frot // Feb 23, 2010 at 11:55 pm

    When did all these nerds come to Ole Miss? Obviously a bunch of GDI trekkies.

  • 3 Friends of the Program - Offering Up an Ackbar Alternative // Mar 2, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    [...] over the endorsement by many in the student body and by several blogs, including, of course, this one, of General Ackbar, leader of the Rebel Alliance, as a potential on-field replacement mascot for [...]

  • 4 Jamin // Mar 8, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    This is insane! I like Star wars as much as the next guy, but this is Mississippi for Heavens sake, we are not part of the FICTIONAL “Rebel Alliance”, remember the whole “In a galaxy far,far away” deal? I also find it humorous that some Rebels are good, but others are bad, I guess the difference in good and evil is if you win the war. I wonder, if Star Wars was real and the Empire won, how the series would differ. Why, I bet Luke and his posse would be portrayed as no good anarchists, set on destroying the prosperity of the galaxy. Bonaparte said it best “history is a set of lies agreed upon by the victor”

  • 5 Friends of the Program - Ole Miss Mascot Possibilities, Now With Artist’s Rendering // Jun 29, 2010 at 8:20 am

    [...] Reb.  The list is long, unfortunate, and predictable.  It lacks any creativity, foresight…or mention of the Gosh damn Admiral!  An obvious ploy by the Empire, obviously.  Disappointment in the lack of Ackbar aside, it is [...]

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