As is standard practice in the South, when a football player rises to prominence at a state institution, theres a rash of babies named in their honor. How else can we explain the abundance of Peytons and Elis down I-55 in the coming years? Naturally, Tim and/or Tebow will be a panhandle maternity ward favorite for years to come. But one family has gotten a jump on the rest, as Tebow Bradley had his first birthday recently. Oddly enough, Dad is a huge Auburn fan. For my money, Bo Jackson Bradley sounds alot better.
Either way, Crimson Tide Redd lays in wait.