Congratulations, its a left tackle! [Photoshop by the always good smelling TZilla]
Here we were, fixated on the crumbling marriage between Sandra Bullock and Jesse James over the past few weeks, when it turns out it was all one big giant smokescreen so Bullock could secretly get The Blindside 2 greenlighted for preproduction by adopting a little black kid from New Orleans.
Clearly Bullock, in the throws of marital strife, called up LeAnne Tuohy for advice and was greeted with something along the lines of “adopt a black kid, it did wonders for our family.” If this in fact works, it could be the start of a trend that would save countless marriages, eradicate the need for foster homes throughout the country, ad provide Ole Miss football with a solid recruiting base for seasons to come.
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