Ryan Mallett’s summer of debauchery and preparation for a Heisman campaigning season continues to intertwine at levels only survivable by great men of drink and sport before him…Joe Namath, Brett Favre, Billy Ray Bates, Andre the Giant…men of similar ilk and stature. #15, never to be confused for someone with refined tastes, resumes his role as man of the the overly inebriated peoples this weekend by making the short jaunt across state lines for beer with lower alcohol content and Lake Tenkiller in eastern Oklahoma. There he’ll sample all the the spoils that Party Cove has to offer…and will likely score some pretty sweet beads in the process.
You can follow all of Young Mallett’s exploits over at Summer of Mallett on Twitter…cause he’s probably gonna need you to beer him when he’s floating on his noodle while getting to third base with some skank from Tahlequah.
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