The Energy Drink Battle of the Palmetto State is coming to a convenience store near you (assuming you live in South Carolina). While partial to Cocktane, Stephen Garcia thinks* both go great with vodka or Jager…but regardless of which of these elixers is more agreeable with your pallet, mass consumption of either will undoubtedly lead to some good ol’ Carolina head stompin’.
* just a guess. [HT: CNB on Tiger Rant]

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1 Daily Dump: The Bed Intruder Guy Tat, Rex Ryan Vs. Mike Westhoff F*ck Fest, Karen Sypher Ale, An Ice Cold Cocktane, Kentucky Cheerleaders Eating Cupcakes, Kissing Joe Blanton, Nancy Cameron’s 1974 Boobs, Denise Milani On All Fours & Greek Boobs! // Aug 27, 2010 at 6:41 am
[...] Or you could go for a nice, cold Cocktane (what chicks at South Carolina pound before going out for the night in Columbia.) [Friends of the Program] [...]
2 Headlinin’: Ohio State-Michigan move is an unstoppable train / joesharp.org // Aug 27, 2010 at 1:49 pm
[...] in its preparation for Navy's triple option attack. … And I'm sure it's delicious, but I give cherry "Cocktane" about two weeks before the cease and desist letters arrive from South Carolina. – - – Matt Hinton [...]
3 Fla Tide // Aug 27, 2010 at 2:06 pm
The gamecock one should say…”Grab a can of cock!”
That sh*t sells!
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