Wheelin…dealin’…drinkin’ Ice while kneelin’

You may contend that the phenomenon of icing has run its course…that the sheer volume of frat guys and the like doing the act to each other has created something of a saturation of the novelty.  Not so I contend, for such a trend must reach an apex before the inevitable fall and return normal bar drinking without the fear of a forced introduction of Smirnoff Ice.  Someone of some note must be documented as having experienced the humbling rush of flavored malt beverage before we can turn the page on bros interacting with bros in such a way once and for all.  Well, today, consider “icing” to be at the top of the mountain…Space Mountain that is….because it gets no bigger than the 16 time World Champion and leader of TNA Wrestling’s “Fortune” “walking that isle” with ice in hand.  And like a true icon, Natch threw caution to the wind, and ignored the potential scuffing of his custom made clothes to do the job like a good bro should.

Superlatives aside, I would have liked him to have bladed, just for effect.