33 responses so far ↓

• 1 Sabot6 // Sep 27, 2010 at 9:06 pm

  Stay classy, bammer.

• 2 Bears dead corpse // Sep 27, 2010 at 9:12 pm

  who stole my bourbon

• 3 Snake Stabler // Sep 27, 2010 at 9:23 pm

  I’d hit it.

• 4 Rebels7 // Sep 27, 2010 at 9:24 pm

  Is that the top of a championship ring around her neck?

• 5 $aban // Sep 27, 2010 at 9:25 pm

  Pretty much sums up Bammers.

• 6 The Juice // Sep 27, 2010 at 9:25 pm

  @Snake Namath’s sloppy seconds IMHO.

• 7 Lee Corso // Sep 27, 2010 at 9:27 pm

  Haha, what a turd.

• 8 Booker T // Sep 27, 2010 at 9:37 pm

  Funny how she tries to church it up with the fake pearls.

• 9 Johnny Hammersticks // Sep 27, 2010 at 9:47 pm

  Mom?!?

• 10 Mal // Sep 27, 2010 at 10:03 pm

  Is her name Tammy or Becky?

• 11 69ing Bama Fan // Sep 27, 2010 at 10:55 pm

  Is she smiling or farting?

• 12 AUFan06 // Sep 28, 2010 at 6:17 am

  Someone gave her a nice pearl necklace

• 13 Ha // Sep 28, 2010 at 6:18 am

  I’ve seen plenty of hot girls sporting that button too, but of course it’s more fun to find the most disgusting middle-aged smokers lung Alabama fan at the game and snap HER picture wearing it.

• 14 Daily Dump: Florida Marlins Rookie Hazing Hairy Bush, ASU Coeds Grind On Old Guys, New SEC Poon, Auburn Ain’t Shit Button, Auburn War Eagle Attacks!, Delonte West-LeBron’s Mom Update, Kim Kardashian’s Boobs Bomb Check & Candice Swane // Sep 28, 2010 at 6:22 am

  [...] This is how Alabama moms roll: “Auburn Ain’t Shit” [Friends of the Program] [...]

• 15 nashvegas // Sep 28, 2010 at 7:38 am

  “I’ve seen plenty of hot girls sporting that button too, but of course it’s more fun to find the most disgusting middle-aged smokers lung Alabama fan at the game and snap HER picture wearing it.”

  Uh, have you seen your fan base? That’s what 90% of it looks like, or worse. Having a few hot girls in the student section doesn’t make up for it.

• 16 Rico // Sep 28, 2010 at 8:15 am

  How many packs a day does she plow through, ~5?

• 17 BobbieLowder // Sep 28, 2010 at 8:36 am

  “B-bu-but, Tennessee’s our biggest rival. No really!”
  [/bammer]

• 18 BobbieLowder // Sep 28, 2010 at 9:03 am

  Oh, and where’s my damn HAT TIP, Joose?!
  JUICE AIN’T SHIT

• 19 Bear // Sep 28, 2010 at 10:09 am

  Got constipation?

• 20 Mom // Sep 28, 2010 at 2:38 pm

  Johnny,

  Yes it’s me and I just shat in my pants again. Guess I need that Colostomy after all.

  Love,

  Mom

• 21 Trailer Park Student Housing on Wire Road // Sep 29, 2010 at 1:48 am

  Pot meet kettle, AUtards:

  http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_szJERV-fuvE/TH7VfZeBc1I/AAAAAAAAAv8/MYXTsX2K7JE/s1600/7065_BnHover.jpg

• 22 Trailer Park Student Housing on Wire Road // Sep 29, 2010 at 1:51 am

  And one last time, pot meet kettle, Aubarn rodeo lovers:

  http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2673/rtyl.jpg

• 23 Randy Marsh // Sep 29, 2010 at 3:00 am

  NashVegas,

  That’s only further proof that you’ve never been to T-Town. No school in the country can compare to the women found in Oxford, Tuscaloosa, and Athens. UA has a higher female student population and it’s been that way for years. You’re the most delusional, cracked-out idiot to imply only 10% of Alabama’s female fan base is hot. Alabama flat out OWNS Tennessee, Aubarn, and LSU when it comes to fine women.

  And by your dizzy logic, 90% of every SEC fanbase (with the exception of Vandy) would resemble this woman. Again, stay out of those honky-tonk bars because as it says in one of Aubarn’s rodeo videos: Redneck is contagious and we all know rednecks are known for their intellect or lack thereof.

  If I was insecure with my very own program, I’d start taking pics of all the obese, toothless Aubarn, Georgia, LSU, Tennessee, and Florida fans here in my town and post them all over the internet.

  But it’s only the inferior universities who do so, just to attempt to make their second-rate programs look better.

  Aubarn on the other hand: you guys are the biggest REDNECK college in the south. You’re prominently known for your modern day racism, especially considering it wasn’t too long ago one of your fraternities dressed up as Klansmen on Halloween. In addition to that, your students LIVE IN TRAILER PARKS and if you’re not a greek, the only other form of entertainment in that one-horse town is rodeos, aside from hunting, fishing, and mud-riding.

  I’m singling Aubarn out simply because every AUtard forum contains a link to this page, so I know they’re reading it. I live approximately 39 miles away from the toxic wasteland that is Opelika/Aubarn, and I see more illiterate redneck AU fans here, than Georgia, Florida, and Alabama combined!

  But one must remember that Aubarn is more appealing to the redneck crowd considering everything the pissant, backwoods town represents is pro-redneck.

• 24 NashVegas What? // Sep 29, 2010 at 3:28 am

  “Uh, have you seen your fan base? That’s what 90% of it looks like, or worse.”

  Is that so? Luckily, that small microscopic portion consists of only Courtney Cox, Lucas Black, Mellissa Joan Hart, Channing Tatum, Sela Ward, Rece Davis, Joe Scarborough, Jason Bohn, Steve Lowery, Terin Humphrey, Susan Williams, Cristin Duren, Jimmy Wales… should I name off more, or would that further prove that you’re an idiot who makes up unsubstantiated and flat out ridiculously bogus facts on the fly. 90%? Geez, dude, if you’re going to lie, at least make it a little more believable…

  “Having a few hot girls in the student section doesn’t make up for it.”

  The University of Alabama is the THIRD largest school in terms of student population in the SEC and the guy-to-girl ratio is 46-54 and the females here are flawless and definitely wouldn’t lower their standards for an elite moble home superstar, such as yourself.

  NashVegas, your post is the biggest FAIL of the day.

• 25 The Juice // Sep 29, 2010 at 9:36 am

  @Randy Marsh PEOPLE THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD TAKE YOUR MEDS IN THE MORNING BEFORE YOU POST!

• 26 BobbieLowder // Sep 29, 2010 at 10:01 am

  Lighten up, Randy Marsh … this site pokes fun at everyone

• 27 The Juice // Sep 29, 2010 at 10:06 am

  @BobbieLowder I’d also point out to him that this particular photo was taken by a Bama fan and circulated by Bama fans, but that may not accomplish anything.

• 28 Yancey // Sep 29, 2010 at 10:26 am

  Randy Marsh. You are awesome.
  And you’ve managed to firmly reestablish what this post initially established.
  Dun your school proud son, dun her real proud. Roll on.

• 29 Sabot6 // Sep 29, 2010 at 10:50 am

  @R. Marsh Typical asshat bammer response from a dipstick who has probably never set foot on the spuat campus for anything other than a football game and/or a visit to the old drunk’s shrine.

• 30 Bunkie Perkins // Sep 29, 2010 at 10:54 am

  I love it when al.com breaks out over here

• 31 Randy Marsh // Sep 29, 2010 at 2:22 pm

  Nah, the link to this page was sent to me by three barn fans on Facebook, so naturally I assume the only people commenting here are hypocritical barn fans.

  Geez, sorry for offending so many of you. I guess I’ll go run back to my trailer, pop open a bottle of Jim, and crank up some Sweet Home Alabama.

• 32 MJ // Sep 30, 2010 at 1:56 pm

  It’s funny when one photo is enough to bring out the indignant turds. That is your fanbase. Own it. Love it.

• 33 Bro Jackson // Oct 6, 2010 at 8:20 pm

  Randy, it was actually two fraternities. And it was as raging a party as the broner Cam Newton gives me when he supermans into the endzone.

  I can name many of the lay-deez at le Capstone that I’d lay into. One of whom is Sabearski’s daughter, per her interwebs photos.

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