You abandoned Ackbar for this?
The Ole Miss search for a mascot has entered the final stages, as the University has released the final 3 options that the student body will vote on on Wednesday. The final choices have come down to a black bear cub of sorts (THAT”S RACIST!), a landshark (which while it has recent ties to the football team, is also a festive extra-circular activity for consenting adults), and some sort of grey looking person(that I’d like to think looks alot like SnakeEyes, but probably looks alot more like this guy from Community).
My assumption is that the lesser ridiculous of the three of the options gets the win…so Im preparing myself to root for something that looks like Billy Bob Bear from Showbiz Pizza I guess.
Im fine with this as long as the rest of the Rock-a-Fire Explosion makes an appearance.
If this is the sort of decision that keeps you up at night writing page long message board rants on the subject…or maybe you are into yiffing…go on over and read all 25 riveting pages of explanation.
7 responses so far ↓
1 Sabot6 // Oct 5, 2010 at 9:37 pm
Uber ghey.
2 Steve Bedrosian // Oct 6, 2010 at 3:53 am
ah, yes..the day political correctness killed an SEC school.
All 3 are like something out of a bad 80′s high school comedy
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[...] 3 Choices For The Next Ole Miss Mascot…have been released…NO AKBAR! [Friends of the Program] [...]
4 Johnny Hammersticks // Oct 6, 2010 at 9:38 am
Intern: “How about a nice black bear cub?”
Administrator: “A bear?”
Intern: “Yeah, but moody and foul tempered, yet very sleek.”
Administrator: [/pulls back hammer on .38 revolver]
5 ZSkrilla // Oct 6, 2010 at 9:47 am
All the options are terrible. THE BEAR ISN’T EVEN FUCKING BLACK!!
6 ZSkrilla // Oct 6, 2010 at 9:47 am
Just change it to Attorney Reb, then all you have to change are his motives!
7 Friends of the Program - Ole Miss, Completely Out of Character, Selects a Black // Oct 14, 2010 at 10:54 am
[...] Reb, and instead embracing the regionally indigenous black bear. The proposed design shows that the bear itself is not actually black, but instead kinda brown. I would argue that, at Ole Miss, being black is a state of [...]
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