IT HAS ARRIVED. Another year of another week where the the degenerates who run this site attempt to pick games for the upcoming college football weekend. We are usually completely and totally wrong, blinded by team allegiance, alumni status, and probably a 5th of Makers, but hey, we aim to entertain with our irreverence. We’ve brought back the The Geek Sheet professionals this season… the rest of us you should enjoy for entertainment purposes of course (seriously, entertainment only kids).
The Juice: 18-17
Mike Medallion: 19-16
Bunkie Perkins: 15-19-1
The Geek: 17-18
LSU +6 @ Auburn
The Juice: Auburn. I will be there and probably drink too much to remember to produce A Below Average Photo Essay again. Dedication!
Mike Medallion: Auburn. Cam Newton + Nick Fairley + JHS > Les Miles’ Luck + Patrick Peterson.
Bunkie Perkins: LSU. I refuse to go against Les Miles at this point. He has reached a level of luck that is usually only reserved for people who win multiple lotteries and really attractive people.
The Geek: LSU. We are going with the GEAUX TIGERS in this one…to COVER. I think the good guys pull it out in the end, but I am bat sh*t scared crazy over what The Hat will do in hopefully what is one of his final acts of desperation. This is a battle of a solid D vs a world beater O. I think the corn dogs cover and AU wins SU. 25-28 WAR CAM EAGLE.
Oklahoma -3 @ Mizzou
TJ: Ole Miss. #1 dies again.
MM: OU. As much as I’d like to see Numero Uno go down again, it just ain’t gonna happen.
BP: OU Let the DeMarco Murray for Heisman campaign hit full stride. This will be a skull dragging.
The Geek: Mizzou. The Missouri Tigers will win this game outright, for the sheer fact that Erin Andrews is staying in a hotel near bye. If you want to know what room she’s staying in, just ask The Juice. Missouri with the upset 28-27.
Ole Miss @ Arkansas -9.5
TJ: Arkansas. There is no line on this one, so I’m assume we are allowed to pick straight up. HAWGS FTW with or without the Family Arm.
MM: Arkansas. Whether its the Family Arm or his capable back up at the helm, Arky rolls with Bunkie in attendance in Fayettenam.
BP: Ole Miss. Ill be in attendance, the Arkansas defense likely will not.
The Geek: Ole Miss. Arkansas coming off a tough game on the road vs Gene Chizik and his gold chain…is anyone really picking Ole Miss in this game???? Yes. We are. Hottdy Toddy, or that grey alien BS, or their new kola bear or whatever the hell their mascot is will keep this game close than most of you think. Colonel Rebel will not get the W, but we predict a 28-21 type game.
Bama -16.5 @ Tennessee
TJ: Tennessee. Anybody remember that guy Mark Ingram? Yeah me neither.
MM: Tennessee. Bama wins, but in the same boring, non-covering fashion as last week.
BP:Tennessee. Bama has looked quite unBama-like of late, Julio Jones is hurt and Mark Ingram is running more like Mark Henry (Rick Reilly ®’d)
The Geek: Bama. God I hate Bama. That’s all. They cover. Bama 35 – Doopey 16.
South Carolina +12.5 @ Vanderbilt
TJ: Cocks. South Carolina is still good when they are awake.
Texas A&M -13.5 @ Kansas
MM: A&M. Kansas is turrible.
Utah -30.5 v. Colorado St.
BP: Utah. Mormons >Hippies, by alot
San Diego State -23.5 @ New Mexico
The Geek: San Diego State. This is one of our recommended plays for the weekend. Go here to get the rest of the plays. We were 7-3 ATS last week, and have a sh*t load of other winners lined up. Come get em’. www.thegeeksheetsports.com