There comes a time in every Southerner’s life where he must ignore the requirements of decorum and general civility and instead succum to the primal cry of hs birthright without reservation or fear of ridicule….thats the only legitimate reason I can come up with as to why I found myself at a monster truck show on Saturday night. I found myself surrounded by mullets, copius amounts of camo, and enough gas fumes to insure brain damage in my bloodline for generations to come. Unfortunately, I paid full price for my seat…because as I found out, thoughout the entire show, I was only gonna need the edge! (HT: Jerkwheat)
The event brought out only the finest clientele
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- Got all my Christmas shopping done at the merch table.
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- This sign will cause riots at a monster truck show
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- Trucks at attention for the national anthem
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- A Mexican gentleman drove the “Hot Tamale” truck…thats just good ol’ fashioned racism
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- Rainy night, NFL playoffs on, Arena was packed…go figure
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- Car jumping foreplay
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- A whole section of rednecks reached climax at this very moment
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- Shutter speed cannot contain the awesomeness
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- There was also some motorcycle jumping.
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- I loved Ivan Stewart’s “Super Off-road”
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- This guy drove his truck in a full gorilla suit…of course he did
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- More rampage
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- Jeans tucked in the boots, this guy parties.
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- At a monster truck show, its important to accessorize.
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- This gentleman was completely in his element
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- “I spent most of my money on Beer and Huntin’ Gear, the rest I just wasted”
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- Wheelies!
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- Of course there was a truck named Big Dawg…Glenn Robinson demands residuals
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- Cuttin’ donuts for all the fine ladies in th house
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- Assaultin’ some cars
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- We’re ramping campers, ya’ll!
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- Im suprised these hats werent handed out to the first 1,000 patrons
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- The event brought out only the finest clientele
And for the grand finale…a monster truck backflip….
This video just impregnated your baby sister and shows no remorse for doing so. Child support payments will be at its desire and whimsy. Deal with it, honcho.
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2 aaron hockenberry // Apr 9, 2011 at 1:40 pm
i was the guy wearing the beer and hunting gear shirt lol it was a joke to make fun of rednecks we even wore those mullet wigs glad someone can appreciate our since of humor
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