You knew it was coming. Retaliation for the Updyke attack on Toomer’s Corner. What you didn’t know is how devastating the Plainsman’s retaliation would be.
Watch his plea for help then pray for Mr. Catfish and his tree:
You heartless bastards, he’s on a fixed income!
** UPDATE **
Concerned fans of the spirit of sportsmanship,
The Auburn Family is moving quickly in righting the wrong done to C.F. Catfish.
To kick things off on our “Tigers for Catfish” 501(c)(3) we’ve worked with professional artists to mock up the tee-shirt below. Luckily, FOTP contributor and international twitter super-star (and Bama fan) Rick Muscles has lent his name to the cause as a sign of unity between our fanbases. All proceeds will go to improving the now diminished quality of life for C.F. Catfish, beginning with procuring him unpleated jeans.
We will have pricing and ordering information for the tee-shirt (and coozie) to you shortly.
Sincerely yours in respected rivalry,
The Juice / Founder & CEO of “Tigers for Catfish Fund” / Nashville, Tennessee
March, Two-Thousand Eleven
8 responses so far ↓
1 Jay Baker // Mar 9, 2011 at 9:46 pm
That’s a diseased tree. And it isn’t the least bit unusual for one tree to be diseased and other trees to not be diseased. Why on earth would you or anyone else claim this has anything to do with AU? This guy is engaged in nothing more than baseless speculation.
Tell him to contact his county extension agent. They’re good folks and they will tell him what’s wrong with his tree. From what little I can see, it appears to have been attacked by insects. Maybe carpenter ants. Whatever it is, it isn’t an herbicide. Herbicides don’t work that way.
2 SoggyBottom // Mar 9, 2011 at 11:24 pm
Can’t fix stupid.
3 James // Mar 10, 2011 at 4:44 am
“Everybody know I’m one of the biggest Alabama fans in the state.”
Yes sir. That’s all we do is sit around and talk about what a huge fan ole Catfish is. Everybody knows. I never even met him, but I’m not stupid. This is simply common knowledge.
4 Jb // Mar 10, 2011 at 8:33 am
Kharma killed it ….
Tax free donations? Yeah, right
5 dirk derka // Mar 10, 2011 at 10:10 am
Damn Aubes broke into my house and killed my corn plant. They’re like Al Queda, lying in wait all across the country until they get the call from Pat Dye, then they spring into action and kill stuff that belongs to the biggest Alabama fans.
GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
6 Rebels7 // Mar 10, 2011 at 4:55 pm
I wonder if it’s going to fall on his house?
Just move your house, Catfish. You know it has wheels on it.
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