Now you listen to me you mealy mouthed son of a legitimate actor, you can’t haze our pledges…only we can haze our pledges. You can keep that hack crazy work you are pulling on the rubes going for as long as you care to or as long as TMZ deems it relevant or until something actually newsworthy happens, but the minute you start attacking the Family Arm and all that that entails, you have crossed the gotdamn line. SummerofMallett has banged skanks infinitely times hotter than those two dime store tramps that you are currently with..and he face pushed his out the door in the morning, yours still live with your ass. The rest of the celebrity-crazed media may be shocked and appalled by your tales of drug and alcohol binges in the embrace of porn stars and Las Vegas call girls…but #15 calls that shit Tuesday. The truth is you are aging actor who just blew up his own multi-million dollar cush job making dick jokes for those CBS geriatrics along side some kid and Duckie from Pretty in Pink while#15 is a strapping soon-to-be millionaire cocksman with the liver and constitution that you wish you still had.
Now who’s winning, Ricky?