In what has become a bit of a tradition, I removed the restrictor plates of sophistication and good taste and made my way over to Texas Motor Speedway for another stirring rendition of the Samsung 500. This time, however, the goings-on were under the bright lights of prime time, and God always intended. So with the help of a seemingly endless supply of Lone Star Beer (thank you “bring in your own ice chest” policy!) and the natural contact high that can only come from rubber and racing fumes, a brief pit-stop into NASCAR ‘neckdom.
Ten laps into the race, and this guy is already in victory lane.
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- If you noticed what her shirt says, you are Kyle Busch
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- 10 laps in and this guy is already in Victory Lane
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- Take that Hootie Johnson!
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- Rare photographic evidence of mythical black NASCAR fan
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- The rednecks come out at night
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- The most constructive use of a school bus in the South
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- Left turns!
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- Catching the evenings festivities from all angles
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- Seemed like an appropriate snack item given our surroundings
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- More lefts
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- The race day started with such promise
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- Running double wide…seemed appropriate
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- The most structurally sound apparatus at the track
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- Bama fan, there to claim that bench and another National Championship
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- Facial accessories will really set off a good jean short ensemble
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- Haterz gone hate
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- Never forget
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- Those tan lines are going to look spectacular
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- Lots of marriage potential in the stands
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- Now youre just trying too hard
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- Shrek tattoo? Shrek tattoo.
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- Industrial strength drinking calls for industrial strength transport
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- Not quite the endorsement Uggs was looking for. Suck it Brady.
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