Never forget…mostly because this tramp stamp you got tattooed on your lower back wont let you
With complete and total disregard for the calendar, I’m here to announce that one of the greatest summer seasons this side of a John Candy beach house rental has official come to a close. Today marks the end of the SummerofMallett Twitter feed that we thought up over Jager bombs and a Fast and Furious marathon on TnT almost a year ago. Just seemed like the right time given his now professional status, the guy needs a fresh start. Thanks to everybody that followed and for the incomparable and muscularly thighed @RickMuscles for the occassional contribution. I’d also like to thank the newest quarterback of the New England Patriots. #15, your shot-takin’, skank-wranglin’ ways will always be the stuff of legend in Fayetteville….without you and your Family Arm, none of this would have been possible…so thanks, and you might want to get a doctor to take a look at that rash.