Remember last week when we featured Alabama Quarterback AJ McCarron’s reportedly new tattoo…he assumed it was an understated piece, something significant yet modest, something classy…you know, like on the shoulder blade or something. Well, shame on us for underestimating the the commitment to excellence that we have come to expect from any Nick Saban recruited football player, because AJ McCarron went full on Jr. Brock Lesnar with the positioning of said tattoo. Behold the greatness that could only come from one of our trusted readers trolling Facebook for the evidence…
That’s great and all, but had the craft and artistic integrity been available back in Joe Namath’s day, you know he would have gone with a dancing girl on each peck, just so he could flex to make them dance on command.
HT to Teh Vent and Commenter Joe , who was on this development almost immediately was right.
16 responses so far ↓
1 Jerky // Jul 6, 2011 at 8:56 am
Wait, is he dating a burn victim?
2 Bunkie Perkins // Jul 6, 2011 at 9:45 am
Flora-Bama girls are faceless, walking tramp stamps.
3 Alex // Jul 6, 2011 at 10:04 am
beer belly much? is this his playing shape? god help bama
4 Johnny Hammersticks // Jul 6, 2011 at 10:27 am
Look at the mitts on that woman!
5 Ed // Jul 6, 2011 at 12:09 pm
White trash QB at Bama? G-D help us.
6 amelya // Jul 6, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Why do people need to be so negative? Why do we care so much about what other people do or how they look? Its disapointing how twisted our values are.
7 Jerky // Jul 7, 2011 at 9:06 am
I completely agree with Amelya. BUT STILL! THAT GIRL HAS NO FACE!
8 Bobby Peru // Jul 7, 2011 at 10:28 am
LOBSTER HANDS!!!!!
9 kupp // Jul 11, 2011 at 12:15 pm
hope it was a photo op for the little tweet. as for the face instead of a burn victim,that might be aj , transplanted old chest shin.
10 WTH // Jul 25, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Stolen photo with a minor child. You folks are so classy…..hope you get yours one day
11 me // Jul 26, 2011 at 1:03 am
Guys yall r really rude just cause yall have no life doesn’t mean you have to take it out on her
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