No connection found between this meth cooking operation and T-Town Menswear…yet

In Alabama, meth cookin’ is a family affair, passed down from generation to generation and always housed in the most lavish of Alabama locales…like a Huntsville Motel 6.  .  Pride is taken in their work and, as always, that true Crimson Tide winning attitude is ever present, either in spirit, or emblazoned on your chest during your mug shot.  Roll Damn Meth, PAAAWWWLLL.

A mother and son were arrested Wednesday on drug charges after police found a methamphetamine lab in their hotel room, police said.

David Wayne Barton, 38, and Diane Fay Wolfe, 59, were arrested on first-degree manufacturing a controlled substance charges.

Police were called to Motel 6, located at 810 Sixth Ave., by the management after employees saw the lab inside the room where the two were staying. According to the report, other motel guests reported a chemical odor coming from the room.

When police arrived, Barton threw chemicals and parts of the lab off the balcony and tried to run away, police said. Barton was caught a short distance away while Wolfe was found inside the motel room along with parts of the methamphetamine lab.

The Bear would appreciate you elusiveness, son, but you gotta work on that endurance if you’re gonna play for championships.

[HT: Busted Coverage, who could make a living off of Alabama and Ohio]