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Gunner Kiel is Decisively Indecisive

January 17th, 2012 by · 1 Comment

The rumors started to fly yesterday, and today it became about as official as actually enrolling in a school can be, Gunner Kiel, prized quarterback recruit, is decommitting from LSU and is headed to Notre Dame.  Feigned outrage aside, can you really be shocked that a guy that looks like that would go to Notre Dame?!  I mean look at that fair skinned, whispy haired, potato eater…he’s pretty much got Lucky Charms pouring out of his ass he’s so milky Irish white.  He’s better off up in Indiana because ”clear” isn’t such a desirable complexion trait during those summer Louisiana months anyway.   He’d spontaneously combust down there.

Also, no confirmation to rumors that Kiel has changed his major 5 times already.

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