Deadspin just ran the story, so I guess we are going to do this now…the above is allegedly a photo of the gentleman that decided to press brain on a drunken and passed out LSU fan in the Bourbon Street Krystal Burger after the BCS National Championship game. The New Orleans police department, in between trying to stop the current city streak of a murder a day in 2012, and handling live grenades at police headquarters, is on the look out for this gentleman, or someone fitting his description.
Deadspin stopped short of giving his last name, which is kind of cute for a site that will publish pictures of Brett Favre’s dick, but good on them for the restraint. We at FOTP don’t quite have those kind of moral scruples. The alleged teabagger is a guy named Brian Downing from Phenix City, Alabama, as has been rumored on many a message board. He does, or as the Deadspin post hints at, did work at Hibbett Sports. He has deleted his Facebook page in the past week and was, apparently, in attendance at the game.
UPDATE: It is once again safe to freuquent your neighborhood Krystal, the serial teebagger, Brian Downing has turned himself in.
UPDATE 2: “Sam from Louisiana” called into Finebaum (of course he did) and claimed to be the victim. In explaining the event, he said he just wanted to go to Krystal for “a sack-full”. Heres the audio.