Are you dead or near death? Are you in Alabama? Do you honor the life and memory of your former football coach more than you do that of your own flesh and blood? Well, have I got the deal for you! For a modest sum, you can spend eternity, having maggots eat at your rotting corpse, right along side the Bear himself! Five plots have opened up in Elmwood cemetery right next to the legendary Alabama coach and can be had for only $2,200 a pop. A small price to pay to have you and your family laid to rest at the Bear’s right hand, if it’s still attached after all these years, of course. [HT: robertelowder]
Attention Dead People in Alabama: Spend Your Eternal Rest Next to Bear Bryant
January 20th, 2012 by Bunkie Perkins · 3 Comments
Categories: Alabama Football
Tags: Bear Bryant · Death · PAWWWWLLLL
3 responses so far ↓
1 Marcus // Jan 20, 2012 at 3:09 pm
I would love to buy all five and erect a giant Auburn logo’d tombstone just to troll the Bama fans who come to worship the Bear. Also, that’s a pretty hilarious classified ad.
2 Ken // Jan 22, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Really? Why, because Auburn sucks and they would finally have someone look at their Logo? You guys will always be known as that “barn college down the road.”
3 the old bear // Jan 22, 2012 at 7:45 pm
we are no. 1 and now we have 14 ,,,,,how many do you have ? ha,ha sick’osssss ROLL TIDE ROLL
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