Like the McRib he’s holding, @SummerofMallett is back for a limited time only (click to enlarge and make it your wallpaper, naturally)
I swore up and down that we would never resurrect him. He is a professional now, after all, and a back-up who has spent most of his first year on the IR (those herp flare-ups can be debilitating) and regardless of the amount of fun and Jager Bombs we had at his expense, we were just going to let sleeping skanks lie, as it were. But then his team, the New England Patriots, up and got themselves in the Super Bowl and basically left us with no choice but to revive the Twitter feed, for a limited time. There is just too much comedy and too many words ending with “s” that are begging to end with “z” involved here to miss a two week run by a having-absolutely-no-responsibility #15 through a throng of pre-parties and farmer’s daughters in the nation’s heartland for the Super Bowl. You can bet that the only thing “inactive” about #15 over the next to weeks will be his status for the actual game. Consider him the FOTP Super Bowl correspondent, if you will.
Follow it all, HERE. SHOTZ fired!