Good news for fans of social media and middle aged men with obvious drinking problems, former candidate for the school board in Conway, Arkansas, and FOTP favorite, Dwight David Honeycutt is on Twitter. No confirmation on whether or not it is actually him but with tweet gems like “Just had sex with a woman who has four kids. She said, “Last time I felt something that big, it was shoulders” and “Toby Keith is at home with his dick in his hand and I’m here at karaoke making his song my bitch. Fuck you, America”…I gotta believe its probably him.
Dwight David Honeycutt is Now on Twitter
January 25th, 2012 by Bunkie Perkins · No Comments
Categories: Arkansas · Twitter
Tags: Dwight David Honeycutt
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