Look closely and you can see the singles coming out
She won the hearts of many of us on signing day, what with the way she hung the names of yet another stellar recruiting class at Alabama just so. Imaginations ran wild as her houdstooth dress hung on for dear life as she stretched to place the names of recruits at the top of the big Bama board. She could have left it right there and become an instant signing day and internets legend…but then she bent down to wave hi to her fans…and, yeah. That one hurt all of us.
Alas, if there are still those of you out there who don’t mind a little excess gum or have at least two brown bags handy, I’ve got, some…um…news for you. She likely can probably be yours, at least for a couple of songs, for a 2 drink minimum and a couple of $20s.
From the horse’s mouth…literally, “you won’t find anyone south of the Mason-Dixon line with better skills on and off the pole.”
I know this comes as quite a shock to many of you that thought young Vala (which Im sure is her real name) just did the sort of thing she did on signing day in between teaching Sunday School and helping little old ladies across the street, but alas, that seems to not so much be the case. The good news is, if you are in Birmingham, you know where to find her if you ever need someone just to talk to…you know, about recruiting and stuff.
YOUTUBE UPDATE: Leave it to TigerDroppings to dig up the Bama Fax Cam’s girls many exploits on YouTube. I’m gonna refrain from posting any of them here because they are fairly NSFWish but from the descriptive titles, you can get the point. There are such gems as Bedtime for Vala, Vala on the Pole, and my personal favorite, Vala playing Kinect Adventures…sadly there was no Vala plays chess, or Vala does long division.