This mugsot, forever and ever, amen
Do you see that Nashville, what with your skinny jeans and pop-infused country thats too cool for the fucking room…that’s how a real country outlaw gets down with a public intox mugshot…just sneering into the the camera as if to say “Yeah, I got picked up for drinking outside a Baptist Church in Dallas at 1:30 in the morning on a Sunday, what of it!?”, impregnatin’ passers by, then writing a Grammy winning double album about the whole awesome ordeal. That’s so gotdamn country….salutes all around to you drunk and sneering Randy Travis
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1 Josh Hankins // Feb 6, 2012 at 3:31 pm
Who does this to a country legend? Lost me as a reader.
2 Randy Travis is Awesome, Part 2 - Friends of the Program // Aug 8, 2012 at 11:06 am
[...] hard to top Randy Travis’ public intox arrest where he was found passed out drunk in the parking lot of a Baptist Church in Dallas…that of course is unless you are Randy Fucking Travis, that is. Randy Travis sees his [...]
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