As tradition and the availablity of low hanging fruits may dictate, lets make a few observations about this year’s SEC Coaches photo:

• Gene Chizik dresses exactly like your dad.  He would wear a jump suit and tennis shoes to church if his wife let him.
• Looks like Muschamp stole Chizik’s leather jacket from last year.  That sling on Chizik is a direct result of Gene trying to reclaim the jacket prior to the picture being taken.
• I bet Gary Pinkel wore that jacket to cover up a red wine stain.
• Les Miles kept breaking wind when the photographer counted down before taking the picture.
• STEVE SPURRIER DOES NOT LIKE TO BE TOUCHED!  HANDS OFF OF THE OBC!
• I’m shocked that Hugh Freeze owns some sensible black shoes.  No, no I’m not.
• Either that’s an ascot or Petrino is rocking a colored tshirt under his button down.  Either way, TFM.
• If this is the last time Derek Dooley will be in this photo, he should have made a face or at least done the little “circle with your pointer finger and thumb I get to punch you if you look at it” thing.
• Kevin Sumlin is easily distracted.
• Joker Phillips started getting uncomfortable when Nick Saban started poking his shoulder with his erection.
• I bet all of Dan Mullen’s collared shirts have zippers.
• James Franklin and Mark Richt had a very uncomfortable post-photo exchange.