As I mentioned in the ol’ link dump below, Nick Saban is the proverbial sand in the crack of Spring Break’s ass at Alabama. Holding practice hours before vacation is, on the surface, a very dick, and thus, very Nick Saban move. But maybe in that cold West Virginia lump of coal he calls a heart, he found just enough compassion to make that first practice fun for his team. I expounded on such ludicrous ideas over at CoachingSearch.com. Go peep it because the idea of an Andre Smith wet tshirt contest just sounds sexy.