This is, allegedly, AJ McCarron’s Yukon. I don’t know this for certain because, as you can see, he isn’t in the car in this picture. But, I think, given the vanity license plate and the #10s on the taillights, it’s safe to assume that this is indeed the Alabama quarterback’s truck (Brooks says it is but all of the arrows are hard to follow). This car is apparently parked in the back of the Tuscaloosa Mall, the same Tuscaloosa Mall that houses “Ttown menswear”, a place of business, you might recall, has run afoul of the NCAA concerning its relationship with current Alabama football players from time to time.
Now, I am in no way insinuating that AJ MCarron is parking in the back of a mall so that the prying public won’t see him going in to Ttown Menswear to sign memorabilia in return for cash payment. That’d be presumptuous and reckless on my part for writing it and unfair on your part for assuming it. Maybe AJ McCarron really likes the hot pretzels served in the food court, or perhaps Hot Topic is having a sale on ironic tshirts that he just can’t pass up. It’s really for no one to say for sure and for us to only wildly speculate while we make fun of those taillight covers.
[HT: The Vent]
10 responses so far ↓
1 Ell // Mar 28, 2012 at 11:12 am
There’s no such place as the Tuscaloosa Mall, fwiw. There’s McFarland Mall and University Mall. T-Town Menswear is in University Mall. This does look sort of like McFarland Mall, which is that crappy “older” mall that everyone has, but no one is sure how it stays open. It’s home to TJ Maxx, a Dollar General, a Foot Locker, and that’s about it.
And, fwiw, man does AJ McCarron make douchey decisions off the field.
2 Actual Human // Mar 28, 2012 at 11:18 am
Couldn’t possibly be the kid was just going to the mall. Has to be a part of some giant conspiracy. Why would he actually need to “Be” there to sign things illegally? Especially considering he can’t even go to the mall without some tin foil hat bloggers saying the sky is falling. Of course you don’t believe this….but it’s GREAT for page views. Damn recession…Troll hard guys. Gotta make that paper
3 Bunkie Perkins // Mar 28, 2012 at 11:21 am
@Actual Human…you’re right, my personalized taillight covers aren’t gonna pay for themselves, son!
4 Matt at UA // Mar 28, 2012 at 11:54 am
I am an UA fan and those taillight covers are horrible. Maybe if they were script A’s but your own number?
5 VandyGrad // Mar 28, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Apparently the other geniuses commenting here overlooked the fact that AJ’s driving a new Yukon that’s pretty tricked-out. Was he driving that car this time last year? Anyone willing to bet $1k he wasn’t?
6 Wednesday State of The Union | Throw The Flag Blog // Mar 28, 2012 at 5:19 pm
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7 JR // Mar 28, 2012 at 7:22 pm
Check his bio. The kid went to an affluent private school in Mobile. I am sure that his parents can afford this vehicle.
8 John // Mar 28, 2012 at 7:53 pm
Oh, I didn’t know AJ’s family was poor… Oh wait, the aren’t…
9 Bunkie Perkins // Mar 29, 2012 at 8:56 am
No amount of family wealth can excuse those taillight covers
10 Bama Girl // Apr 2, 2012 at 11:10 am
Bunkie you are a douche
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