Bobby Petrino’s recreation of certain Top Gun scenes does not go well

Sooooo, Bobby Petrino had a little riding buddy with him on Sunday when he wrecked his motorcycle.  her name is Jessica Dorrell.  She is a 25 year old blonder former Arkansas volleyball player who just happened to have procured a job within the football office last week.  Now I’m in no way insinuating that something unseemly here.  I’m sure it was just a leisurely ride through the Ozarks among co-workers…I mean he’s married and she’s apparently getting married in June…and…oh

The school first released a statement stating emphatically that“Coach Petrino was involved in a motorcycle accident on Sunday evening that involved no other individuals.” No big deal, right? The school had its messages mixed up. Not covering up anything, right?

How about what Bobby told media on Tuesday.

From the FayettevilleFlyer.com:

How did you get from the site of the accident to the hospital?

Well when I came out of the ditch there was a lady there that had flagged down a car. The guy that was in the passenger’s seat said, ‘get in, we’ll just take you right to the hospital instead of waiting,’ and so I got in the car and they headed towards Fayetteville. In the meantime on my cell phone I had a call from Lance King, so we set up a place to meet, and then he brought me to the hospital. The first call I made was to Doctor Arnold, to tell him I needed to get to the emergency room. He was actually in Fort Smith, but made all the arrangements for my arrival.

Yes, the lady was Dorrell.