Grand Jury indictment…Roll Tide
The infamous Krystal tea-bagger, Brian Downing, had his day in court in Louisiana today…things did not go well. A New Orleans grand jury indicted him on two counts related to the incident where he stuck his yam bag on an unsuspecting LSU fan inside the Bourbon Street Krystal Burger.
NEW ORLEANS – The Alabama fan who is known for simulating a sex act on an unconscious LSU fan in a Krystal restaurant on Bourbon Street after the BCS game was indicted, according to the New Orleans District Attorney’s Office.
A grand jury returned a true bill indicting Brian H. Downing, 32, with one count of sexual battery of a male victim and one count of obscenity for the January 9 incident.
The court set a bond in the amount of $50,000.
Downing, who is a native of Smiths Station, Ala., was indicted after an amateur video surfaced, allegedly showing Downing committing a sexual act on an LSU fan, who appeared to be passed out at Bourbon Street restuarant after the BCS Championship Game.
This seems like a reasonable and noble cause for the justice system of the great city of New Orleans to carry out seeing as the murder rate in that city is at an all time low* and Bourbon Street has never been known as a place where such horrendous acts as those carried out by Mr. Downing take place**
*they aren’t. 69 since January, so at least the murders are sexy.
**I once, during Mardi Gras, saw a man pee off of a balcony on to a girl standing below.