Put this in your garden and tobacco plants spring up out of nowhere
Statues of coaches in certain college towns are having a rough week, but in Tuscaloosa, not only do the campuses have a veritable plethora of coaching statues, but for a mere pentance of $98.77, you too can erect the likeness of your storied coach that is in no way related to child molestation cover-ups in your flowerbeds and gardens.
It wards away vagrants, evil spirits, and NCAA investigators, PAAAWWWWLLLL.
4 responses so far ↓
1 David M. // Jul 23, 2012 at 10:31 am
I would buy a Cam Newton jersey for one of those in a heartbeat if I ever saw one in a neighbor’s yard/
2 ParadigmShift35 // Jul 23, 2012 at 1:29 pm
If only this was in the same department store that has it’s aisles listed by National Championship years. Roll Tide PAAAAAWWWWLLLL.
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