It’s hard to top Randy Travis’ public intox arrest where he was found passed out drunk in the parking lot of a Baptist Church in Dallas…that of course is unless you are Randy Fucking Travis, that is. Randy Travis sees his public intox and raises himself drunk driving a 1998 Trans am into a construction site…while naked. This one is going to be hard to top, but for his next trick, Randy Travis will drunkenly drive a stolen 1979 Winnebago, while it’s on fire, into a local convent. No one will be hurt in the incident, but Travis will claim to have impregnated several of the nuns through immaculate conception.
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