Not quite Jimmy Swaggart levels of remorse
Joe Schad and ESPN were nice enough to assist in Bobby Petrino’s image rehabilitation this morning by sitting down with the coach for the first time since his little motorcycle mishap. In it, Petrino shows all the necessary levels of remorse required to get himself some sort of coaching job next year. There was sorrow, introspection, remorse, and even the beginning of what looked like some sort of salty liquid discharge coming from his eyes. The room was probably just dusty.