War Damn Single
Not up to full strength yet, but this couldn’t wait…in the effort to get back from parts unknown and avoid driving right through a hurricane, me and the missus cut north somewhere around Pensecola where we ran up on this little fatherly gem on the side of an anonymous two lane highway in the middle of nowhere…which is where, I assume, all formal solicitations for a daughter’s hand in marriage occur.
According to several Twitter responses, this is Cash Moore, who owns Cash’s liquor stores, and who, if you’ve ever driven around Florida at all, you know, is quite proficient at this type of billboard advertising approach. Also of note: the girl’s name is Cashen Moore. Of course it is.