This weekend Mississippi State and Dan Mullen, hungry for a win, finally broke free from the futility that was not being able to beat anyone in the SEC (Edit Note: West, you knew what I meant) that wasn’t coached by Houston Nutt at the time (my initial thought was that Mullen was just going to wait it out until another SEC team hired Houston), and satiated themselves with a win of bountiful proportions against Auburn. This should be a time for celebration and optimism, a buffet of excess, if you will, of the banner Bulldog season that could be on the horizon (they’ve got Troy, S. Alabama, the Bye, Kentucky, Tennessee in Starkville, and Mid Tenn State coming up before playing Bama, so 7-0 is more than a possibility) and the FOTP inbox and Twitter feed should be engorged with much excitement and fervor out of Starkville…but instead, I get sent stuff(ed) like the below. It gives me no pleasure to post it, but it’s what the masses want, so there you go. I hope you’re all fat and happy, internet.
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1 Joe // Sep 10, 2012 at 11:49 am
Homecoming king & Queen. That’s the every couple of Starkville
2 James // Sep 11, 2012 at 12:43 am
I think you meant to say “not being able to beat anybody in the SEC WEST”. During Mullen’s tenure, State has defeated Kentucky (3 times), Georgia, as well as Florida. In fact, they have a 5-3 record versus the east, with one of those losses being 14-12 vs. South Carolina. Regardless, the SEC West argument has flaws too. Aside from their losses versus one another, the remaining teams of the SEC west (not named Ole Miss) lost only 10 games the past 3 seasons. 3 of those losses were non-conference, and another being against Ole Miss (who turned around and lost the following week 41-27 to MSU). 159 football games over those three seasons, and those teams collectively surrendered 6 losses to the SEC East (2 coming at the hands of Tim Tebow in 09). If you look at just the past two seasons, it’s even more glaring. The whole point of this ramble being, who has beaten the SEC West besides themselves?
Also, the portly couple. I’ll admit MSU is a pretty easy target. We have our fair share of gingers in cargos, or fat dudes with mullets. But MSU also has some babes, and Starkville consistently gets named Mississippi’s healthiest town (Not saying much, but still). I’ll take our healthy dose of obese white trash (nothing compared to LSU or ARK) over the gelled hair, and ed hardy of Florida, or the obnoxious, cocaine snorting, delusional Ole Miss fans any day.
3 Samedance // Sep 11, 2012 at 4:55 am
Mullen has beaten Ga, Ky (x3), & Fl in the swamp. When did they leave the SEC?
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