Another year where the degenerates who run this site attempt to pick games for the upcoming college football weekend. We would remind you that these picks are for entertainment purposes of course and should not be relied on for any illegal wagering, that said, our betting records are probably alot better than Danny Sheridan…just saying.
2012 Overall Record
Bunkie Perkins: 5-3
Mike Medallion: 1-7
The Juice: 3-4
Arkansas +15 v. Alabama
Juice: Bama. Even if Wilson plays, he will be ceremoniously killed by end of 1st. So don’t play, Wilson. Think about your future children.
Medallion: Bama. What Bunkie said…except for the ridiculous cover part.
Perkins: Arkansas They are coming off a stunning upset against directional Louisiana and have an injured quarterback and a lame duck coach. Seems like the perfect recipe for a ridiculous cover.
Florida @ Tennessee (Pick ‘em)
Juice: Tennessee. Rocky Top you’ll always be a really annoying song tooo me, good ole’ Rocky Top, atleast you’ll allow me to extend my lead over Mike Medallionnnnnn. (that was awful)
Medallion: Florida. GameDay returns to Rocky Top for the first time since 2004. It didn’t go well for the Vols then, won’t go well for them Saturday either.
Perkins: Tennessee. Only because the administration at Tennessee has already sent word that storming the field by fans will not be tolerated and, as Rick Muscles put it, the most Derek Dooley thing ever would be for him to win the game, the fans storm the field, and Dooley get pepper sprayed by police in the process.
Texas -13.5 @ Ole Miss
Juice: Texas. I feel like Bunkie picking Texas gives me the green light to do the same.
Medallion: Ole Miss. If Bunkie won’t pick them, I will….which means Texas in a blowout.
Perkins: Texas. See, you all were expecting the homer pick here. I’m not Clay Travis, you dicks. The signs of life in Oxford are encouraging, but they aren’t ready to challenge the likes of Texas (or most of the SEC) quite yet.
ULM @ Auburn (-16.5)
Auburn. To balance out Medallion’s self loathing.
ULM @ Auburn (-16.5)
ULM. Given my record, Auburn should cover.
Penn State -8.5 v. Navy
Penn State. Navy is terrible. Penn State is terrible. Edge goes to Bill O’brien’s chin canyon.