Look at those innocent eyes that have never seen the other side of the 50 yard line…PAAAAAWWWWLLL
If I was a complete and total hack* I would make some reference to this product smelling exactly like a corn dog or similar corn dog-like by-products…but, if you read this site on the regular, you know that I’d never do that because only the most high-brow, intelligently mined nuggets of comedy gold show up around here. That being the case, I’ve decided to go with a slight “Love Potion No. 9″ reference instead (you know, the movie with pre- nose job Sandra Bullock) and propose that wearing this cologne, which smells like Les Miles natural aroma and fresh grass clippings, will make you irresistible to top blue chip 5 star recruits, multiple conference and national championships, and hoardes of ravenous LSU co-eds…and, given that last group, herpes, probably lots of herpes.
See, wasn’t that better.
*and Clay Travis
[HT: Fratguy]
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1 ParadigmShift35 // Sep 27, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Abercrombie and Miles – FIERCE
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